So one day I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas and she said, "ummm, a divorce."
But I didn't want to get her that, so she got me one. And we shared it.
It wasn't until years later that I realized, it was a really great gift!
Who names their kids after body parts? I can only think of two.
Colon and Richard.
You mess up on a comma, you can change your whole meaning.
I'm hungry. Lets eat, grandma.
Move the comma it becomes
I'm hungry. Lets eat grandma.
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I have created a couple of non-profits myself. Well I called them companies.
My accountant called them non-profits.
I read the classifieds at the Al Jazeera website and saw this: Now Hiring Suicide Bombers, No experience necessary
I'm thinking that if you're a suicide bomber with a job history, you must really suck.
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