For a Toshiba copier gig.
I promised I would be clean, and there would be no profanity, but, can I say Xerox?
You guys make the number one copier now, but alas, they were first. But thats a good thing.
You won't hear anybody saying "I got fired for making a Toshiba of my butt".
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Comedy- its a laughing matter
Corporate
Whatever your business is, there is plenty to laugh at. Let me custom Taylor a comedy bit for your next big company event. You can have me perform it (for a gazillion dollars), or I can write it, and you can delegate some unfortunate soul to get up there instead(this is only half a gazillion).Actually, after that unfortunate soul is finished, they will be seeking a substantial raise, plus time off so they can tour.
And get groupies.
I will load you up with industry specific jokes like the ones in the left and right columns.
Non Profit Groups
Fund raising through auctions, be it for items or personal services (steady there, personal services like cooking, cleaning, gardening etc)can be both fun and entertaining, as well as lucrative. Let me be your auctioneer, but be advised. I can talk real fast, but I don't sound like Porky Pig when I do it. Again I will put a sprinkling of humor relating specifically to your group or cause.
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For the American Cancer Society Colorectal Cancer Symposium
So you guys are here for the Colo Rectal symposium? And now you are having lunch?
I hope everybody washed their hands.
I saw on the registration form that you could request a high or low fiber meal. When is Denny's going to do that?
They already have low carb, low fat, I think its time for a high fiber choice.
Maybe just for their regular customers.
I am in my 40's now and every year I am supposed to get a prostate check.
I've been looking in my mailbox everyday, and its not here yet.
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